Vampires vs. the Bronx: Sucking Humor Out of the Vampires

Source: Netflix

Vampires vs. the Bronx breaks up the blood-sucking creatures from their usual action-horror treatment — a formula that has been terrorizing and wearing-down cinema-goers for ages since the day Kate Beckinsale’s Underworld started shapeshifting into an eternal franchise. Lucky for (most of) us, the franchise seems to be undergoing a prolonged hibernation right now, perhaps after fans…